Apparently, I work at the coal face of law. At least, according to the Scotsman I do …

The breadth of finalists is greater than ever this year, from some of Scotland’s leading commercial firms through to those working at the coal face of law – Ian Nisbet from the Govan Law Centre, the Civil Legal Assistance Office (Highlands and Islands) and the Scottish Court Service (North Strathclyde).

Maybe if I worked for one of those “leading commercial firms” they’d learn to spell my name right?