"The Law is the true embodiment of everything that’s excellent;
it has no kind of fault or flaw and I, my Lords, embody the Law."
Iolanthe – W.S. Gilbert
"The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers"
King Henry VI, Part II, Act IV, Scene ii – William Shakespeare
"Doctors purge the body, preachers the conscience, lawyers the purse."
"The lawyer who acts for himself has a fool for a client."
"It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour."
"Lawsuit, n. a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage."