Sundry Witness: “You are a liar.”
Sheridan: “No, you are.”
Sundry Witness: “No, you’re a liar for saying I’m a liar.”
Sheridan: “No, you’re a liar for saying I’m lying about your lying.”
Presumably, if Sheridan is acquitted, there will be a fresh round of prosecutions for perjury against all of the Crown witnesses? And if not, Mr. Sheridan can sue the jury for defamation of his character.