In case you haven’t been following the Sheridan case closely, here is a summary of the evidence so far…

Sundry Witness: “You are a liar.”

Sheridan: “No, you are.”

Sundry Witness: “No, you’re a liar for saying I’m a liar.”

Sheridan: “No, you’re a liar for saying I’m lying about your lying.”

Presumably, if Sheridan is acquitted, there will be a fresh round of prosecutions for perjury against all of the Crown witnesses? And if not, Mr. Sheridan can sue the jury for defamation of his character.